is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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i cant believe sex happens in real life
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
VIDEO GAME MUSIC MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL I CANT HANDLE IT
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
my life would probably get 2 notes
